Christmas joke

From: "victor sun" <shop(at)call2biz(dot)com>
To: spi-bylaws(at)lists(dot)spi-inc(dot)org
Subject: Christmas joke
Date: 2005-12-12 00:32:14
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Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?<br>
To get a root canal.<br>
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? <br>
Because the angel had said,"No L!"<br>
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?<br>
He was feeling crummy.<br>
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?<br>
So he can ho-ho-ho.<br>
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?<br>
Because it has long-distance runners on each side. <br>
Why Santa Claus buy so many Replica watches in <a href=></a>?<br>
Because the Replica watches in <a href=></a> are the cheapest and wonderful one.<br>

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?<br>
Because every buck is dear to him. <br>
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?<br>
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.<br>
Why is it so cold on Christmas?<br>
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!<br>
Why is the month of December so popular?<br>
It has a lot of dates. <br>

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